What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

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-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

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Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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